Ogginfo reports that the file is a 500kbps vorbis file. What the heck happened?

I was also expecting this to be some kind of "meta" thing, with the real content popping up in the middle or the end as a virtual second-marshmallow for listening to a phone rattling around for an hour and a half in a pocket or backpack or wherever it is.

You owe us two marshmallows, Zachary De Santos!