I must say, the reproduction at 500kbps Vorbis was flawless.  You know, though, you could have gotten the same quality out of a mere 200kbps or so opus file. :-)

If you do find yourself reimbursing us for the marshmallows we are owed, you should at least get Zachary De Santos to cover half of them, since it was, after all, his idea/fault.