<p>Klaatu talks about using the phone company as a leaping-off point toward a new You!  Also, gift cards and spreading the word about your new identity.</p>
<p>Get Klaatu's <a href="https://www.thebadapples.info/audiophile/howToFakeID_2.ogg">ogg version</a> of this show if you hatez the MPEG.</p>
